Too Much to Say, Too Little Patience to Write

Solveig has a tan.
Solveig, stúlkan sem stafar nafið sitt rétt!
Solveig recently realized you don't always have to wear socks.
Solveig got a 40 on her mid term on Cultural Anthropology, but doesn't know out of how many.
Solveig is skipping class a lot.
Solveig is still a good girl.
Solveig saknar skyrs.
Solveig saknar Heklu.
Solveig doesn't want to go home.
Solveig is so not going to miss APU.
Solveig is watching This is My Life, the Icelandic song for Eurovision.
Solveig goes to a school where the teachers say "shut up" to students.
Solveig goes to a school where where office ladies sleep with students.
Solveig goes to a school where they hang up giant posters with sculls on them to warn students not to drink alcohol.
Solveig's direct quote from the Student Office: "All students at APU are expected to be very careful not to have an easygoing feeling"
Solveig goes to a school where the teachers tell students to download books and movies using torrents if they can't find them in libraries or stores.
Solveig veit ekki hver Yann Tiersen er.
Solveig and friends were asked to leave the bar where we were celebrating birthdays, half an hour after the all-you-can-eat-and-drink finished. At 23:30 on a Saturday night.
Solveig and friends say sentences like "Let's meet at the eki, and don't forget your obento!"
Solveig is writing lots of statuses (is that a word?), as if she were on Facebook.
Solveig will be returning home in less than three months.
Solveig hates APU with passion.
Solveig had creamy chocolate today.
Solveig went to cheer for the Ritsumeikan team in college sumo and watched them loose almost every single match.
Solveig's room is messy.
Solveig loves the sun.
Solveig is doing very well in Cultural Anthropology and in Japanese Culture.
Solveig can spy on the smokers, gyehehehe. (That was an evil chuckle.)
Solveig has many good friends.
Solveig has written her name so often now that she feels like she's being narcissistic.
Solveig and friends say sentences like "Can I have one of those please? Kore mo. Hai, thank you arigatou gozaimashita! EEH?! Okane ga nai! Can you lend me some?"
Solveig believes "Hnefill" must be a hard name to pronounce for foreigners.
Solveig knows so many French speaking people, but only speaks English.
Solveig has to pay 208,000 yen for the ticket home.
Solveig has to pay 148.200 krónur til að komast heim.
Solveig has to pay 2.071,57 francs pour son billet pour rentrer à la maison.